Re: When I faced the 'end boss' of WoW pre-level 10!

(This post is a part of several posts I am taking off old content to share on my new blog, so the content might be outdated)

For something different: NOOB TALES!

​​​​​Tell me your noob stories!

My first toon was a night elf druid, but I played her enough to forget how to shapeshift so you know I didn't play her much at all. My first REAL toon though that I really cared about and was excited to play was a female troll shaman. I was so excited to be able to heal and turn into a wolf and AMG rez myself! So I started off on my new little girl killing all the beginning area baby quests, killing pigs...




And killing scorpions...


And killing those dudes that are such a pest in the cave and run away and call their friends-you know who I am talking about, they killed me, too, stupidhead.



Continued for more mishaps!



And then I reached the level to get my new totem! Shiny shiny earth totem that I was so excited to get because I was a SHAMAN and needed totems and I could show off to all the lowbies in the starter zone how they wished they were as cool as to already have a glowy post-like thing to throw around at all the mobs. Heavenly music sang everytime I thought of my precious totems.



So I went and found the quest giver and picked up the quest and ran to the area it told me in the quest text..



..and ended up running around looking for a path for probably 30 minutes. Then I found a tiny winding path...



Leading alll the way up this sharp cliff!



And of course I promptly fell OFF said winding path and sharp cliff.


And I fell a long way.


...a really long way down.


Into the water below.


And then I saw the biggest, scariest looking creature that I had seen in my two hours of playing the game...
It looked like this:

And it was level=

So of course! I had found the last boss of the game!!!!!! Lucky me!!!

I had only about that long to look at it before it killed me.


So I ghost ran back to my body...

(you can't see this one because I am a ghost.)

Where the


Killed me again.


I slowly made my way onto a small rock ledge so I could stand and health. It killed me maybe 10 times while I tried to get out of aggro range of it. I really thought I would have to reroll my precious troll that I was having so much fun on. But finally I got far enough to hearth back to the starting area where I was safe. I started back on my totem quest and this time when I got on the tiny winding path, I inched forward instead of running. I was so scared of falling off and having to fight the "end-boss" of the game again. It took me about another half hour just to finish that quest, but I did get my totem and all was happy with the world as I went back to killing the little dudes in the cave that run away and get their friends...


So my fantastic noob moment was when I came face-to-face with the end-boss CLACKER. Anyone else got any funny stories? I could really use a laugh today.